Dil Ka Operation
Girl: Aj meri dil ka operation hai.
Boy: pata haiGirl: I love u
Boy: mai b b0ht pyar krta hun tumse.
Operation k bad jab larki ko hosh aya To sirf uska baap khara tha.
Girl: wo kahan hai ?
Father: tumhe ni pata tumhe dil
kisne dia ?
Girl: what ? Or zor zor se r0ne lagi.
Father: mazak kar raha hun
Kamina Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 882 views
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