Ganje Ke Sir Pr Baal
1 Bar Ganje K Sar Pr 8-10 Baal Ug Aye
Ganja Naai K Pas Gya,
Naai Guse Se Bola Inhe Ginu Ya Katu.
Ganja, Shrmate Hue Bola. Die Kr Do.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1088 views
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