santa ne banta se
Santa ne banta se kaha, Bahar dekh subah hui ke nahi.Banta... Janaab, abhi bahut andhera hai.Santa bola saale,kaamchor, torch jga ke dekh.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 850 views
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