TEACHER: What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 939 views

Pillow is like a true love

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Zip It Up!

There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

1 Pathan ne pehli bar aaina daikh kar bol: Esko tu kahin daikha hai
Boht dair sochny ke baad bola:Oye yai tu wahi bagerat hai Jo shadi ka album
mai hamara bewi ke sath betha hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Teacher to student

Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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. Teacher- kyu.?
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Pappu ki master se hui ladai,

Pappu ki master se hui ladai,
Master ne kardi papu ki dhulai,
Pappu ka garam hua khoon,
Gaya kabristan or kabr pe master ki photo latka ke
likh diya...
-COMING SOON- :

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)