1 Black Larki ko
1 Black Larki ko Jaduger ne Jadu se Par lga diye.
Larki : wow!
ab kya mein PARI ban gyi hun?:D
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Jaduger:
Anniye,,
Tu Dengi Machar ban gyi ain...!!:):
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 576 views
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