Kharab tabiat
Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say
Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 899 views
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