Teacher: “What’s something that you need

Difference … :p
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Teacher: “What’s something that you need,
That you can’t see or
feel.. ??
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Student in 2000:” Air..”
and
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Students 2013: “Wi-fi”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 543 views
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