Shadi Ki Pehli Raat
Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Pathan Ny
Apni Bivi Ko Gulab Ka Phool Diya..
Bivi: Khan Saab' Hum Ko Ye Nai Chahiye,
Koi Sonay Ki Cheez Do..
Phir Pathan Ny Usay
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"Neend Ki Goli" De Di.. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1077 views
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