Friend:sardar g ap ki bv ko chamr jaye to ap kia tareeqa karen ge

sardar me ki karna jin di apni galti hai ap bughtay ga.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 725 views

Teacher Class

Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Class: Hooray

Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chicken

Psychiatrist: "What`s wrong with your brother?"
Sister: "He thinks that he`s a chicken,"
Psychiatrist: "I see. And how long has he been acting like a chicken?"
Sister: "Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs."

Psychiatrist: "What`s your problem?"
Patient: "I think that I`m a chicken."
Psychiatrist: "And how long has this been going on?"
Patient: "Ever since I was an egg."

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Shadi main khana khane

Shadi main Khana khany k 2 usool.
Rule 1:
Pehli baar is tarha khao k dosri baar nahi milega.
Rule 2:
Doosri baar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila he nahi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

It is divided in 2 parts

Unlike others your brain is a master piece,
It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right.
In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Suna hai is ghar mein

Girl: Suna hai is ghar mein
bhoot-pret rehte hain?

Santa: pata ni,
main to 7 saal pehle hi mar gaya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)