Bhikhari In Bombay

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein
mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views
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