Santa: Biscuit ka packet kharid kar do barabar- barabar tor raha tha
puchha kyon

Santa: Pretto ne bola tha 50- 50 Biscuit lane hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 720 views

Me 4 years ka hu, aur tum?

Boy: Me 4 years ka hu, aur tum?
Girl: Me bhi 4 years ki hu
Boy: To fir chal na, sharmana kya?
Girl: kaha?
Boy: Polio ki dawai pine...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Benefits Of Having Alzheimer's Disease

5. You never have to watch reruns on television.

4. You are always meeting new people.

3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.

2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.

1. Mysteries are always interesting.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver:

Kanjoos ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?

Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Kanjoos ne jaib se bag nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar lete aana.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan on pco

Ek Pathan PCO shop pr gaya.
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Or
Punjabi Operator ko
Zordar
2
Thappar lagaye
.
Guess Q
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Bcz
.
Shop pr likha
Tha
K
Number milane c pehly
2 lagana
Mat bholain.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Parking Is Only For 2 Wheeler

Sardar Was Busy
Removing A Wheel From His Auto
A Man Asks Sardar Why Are You Removing A Wheel
From Your Auto

Sardar : Cant You Read The Board Parking Is Only For 2 Wheeler

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)