Ravan to Doctor

Ravan to Doctor: Dr saheb mujhe kai dino se loose motion ki shikayat ho rahi hai.
Doctor: wo to hona hi tha "Dus input aur ek output."
bhala kaise nahi hoga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 929 views
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