Kisi behri jahaz main kain log safar kar rehy the achanak aik chota sa bacha samandar main ja gira, jahaz main halchal mach gai, thori der bad aik nojawan bachy ko good main liye samandar se nikal aya. logo ne is ki bahadari ki tareef ki.& & &

Nojawan bola:”who sab to thek hay magar ye batao, ke muje Dhaka kis ne diya tha.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 982 views

ankhian band ker ke

SONU;
Tum"Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?
MONU;
Mai Ye"Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue"KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Double Insult

Double Insult :P Girl: do u like me ? Boy: No !!!
.
(girl got sad)Boy: y r u sad?
Girl: becoz u don’t like me.
Boy: u never asked that do u love me.

Girl: Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ? ? :*Boy: No !!! :P :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe they

Trafic constable ne rokney k liye hath diya

Pathan: abay pagal hai kya…!

Pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kaha bethe ga?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Baap: Beta! zindgi main kabhi

Baap:
Beta! zindgi main kabhi Chars na peena, warna wo jo aagay 4 Aadmi ja rahay hain, 8 nazar aaen ge,
.
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Beta: "Magar Abbu! wo to 2 Aadmi hain!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Business Development

Laloo prasad yadav was hosting a japanese delegation for business development to bihar.
The japanese embssary was quite impressed with bihar and he stated, "bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like japan."
Laloo was very surprised. "you japanese are very ineficient," he stated "give me three days and i will turn japan into bihar"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)