A Gujarati bhai spent the night in his secretary's apartment. He woke up at three in the morning.

"My God!" he shouted, "My wife is going to kill me!" Unsure of how he would explain it, he ran to the nearest pay phone and called his wife.

"Muna ni ba ", he began, "Don't pay the ransom. I escaped!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 873 views

Pati Patni Aur Woh

Ek baar ek husband ne apni wife ko uske dost ke sath ghumte dekh liya.

Usne aav dekha na taav us dost ko jaan se maar diya.

Wife ne ye dekha aur gusse se boli..

Wife: “Tum Apne Is Gusse Ke Karan Apne Saare DoSto Se Haath Dho Bethoge”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pichly zamane me.

‘Pechly zamany me jab koi akela betha
hasta tha to kehty thy is pr saya hy…,
Ab koi akela has rha ho to kehty
hain….
Mujhy b msg send kr

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

Tumhari income nka source

Banta to Santa: Tumhaare income ka source kya
hai
Santa: Maine apne upper ka portion kisi ko rahane
kiraye par diya hai
Banta:kamaal hai wo pure din tumaher upper kaise
rahata hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao

Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar

k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:

Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:

Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza ayaaaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man asked sardar

A man asked sardar how was ur english paper

sardar replied it was fine but i forgot third form of think so i thought and thought and i finally wrote thunk

by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)