The Late Gujju

A Gujarati bhai spent the night in his secretary's apartment. He woke up at three in the morning.

"My God!" he shouted, "My wife is going to kill me!" Unsure of how he would explain it, he ran to the nearest pay phone and called his wife.

"Muna ni ba ", he began, "Don't pay the ransom. I escaped!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 928 views
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