Santa:- veg aur non-veg me kya hota hai ? :/
Santa:- veg aur non-veg me kya hota hai ? :/
Banta:- film dekhte waqt agar aankh me pani aaye to veg aur agar underwear me aaye to non-veg. !;) =D =))
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1012 views
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