Apki Tarf Bijli Arahe Hay
Mother To Doctor On Phone:
Mere Bache Ko Current Laga Hai
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Doctor:
Pehle Ap 2 Nafil Shukrane Ada Karen K Apki Tarf Bijli Arahe Hay
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