Mother To Doctor On Phone:
Mere Bache Ko Current Laga Hai
Mai Kya Karo

Doctor:
Pehle Ap 2 Nafil Shukrane Ada Karen K Apki Tarf Bijli Arahe Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 673 views

LOVE stands for

Never Love Someone because LOVE stands for
L:Loss of Money
O:Out of Mind
V:Valley of Tensions
E: End of Life

So don't Love, just line maro

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Khuda karey kisi ko muhabbat main

Khuda kry kisi ko muhbat mai judai na mily,
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Or jo mujy msg na kary usy srdi mai razai na mily…
Happy thand season..aasee

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sante Ne 1 Makkhi Pakdi Or Pankh

Sante Ne 1 Makkhi Pakdi Or Pankh TodKar Bola: Ud Ja!
Makkhi Nahi Udi!

Santa- Isse PROVE Hua Ki Makkhi K Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

wife said to her husband

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you.

The husband replied, “Yes dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice”.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Me Ny Bohat Sary Paise Bachaye

Pathan Ka Bacha Khushi Khushi Bhagta Hua Aaya..

Pathan: Kiya Hua.??

Bacha: Baba Aaj Me Ny Bohat Sary Paise Bachaye..

Pathan: Wo Kese.??

Bacha: Mere Ek Daant Me Dard Tha,
Me Wo Nikalwany Dentist K Pass Gaya,
Us Ny Kaha: "Meri Fees 500 Rupay Hai,
Tum Chahy Ek Daant Nikalwao Ya Sary.."
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Phir Baba Me Ne Rs.500 Me
Saary Daant Nikalwa Diye.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)