On A Romantic Day Sardar’s Girlfriend
On A Romantic Day Sardar’s Girlfriend Asks Him Darling On Our Engagement Day Will You Give Me A Ring
Sardar : Ya Sure, From Landline Or Mobile
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 795 views
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