Phir woh meri bewi naheen ho gee

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Aaj main tumhari bewi ko dekha thaWoh bohat udaas or ghamgeen thi or khamoosh bethi thi

Oss ke dost ne taajub se dekha or phir bare itminan se kaha
Phir woh meri bewi naheen ho gee

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