Izzat Barha Saktein Hain
Yeh 8 Baatein Kisi Ke Dil Mein Aapki Izzat Barha Saktein Hain:
1) SALAAM Karna.
2) Kisi Ko Jaga Dena.
3) Asal Naam Se Pukaarna.
4) Bilawaja Behes Na Karna.
5) Dosray Ki Baat Bhi Tahamul Se Sunna.
6) Apni Ghalti Tasleem Karna.
7) Bina Bolay Rs1000 Ka Balance Share Karna.
8)7th point Pe Ziada Dehaan Dena.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 815 views
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