Ek sardarji ney bohat bara ghar banwaya
Ek sardarji ney bohat bara ghar banwaya or us mein 3 swimming pool banwaey. Ghar shift hotey hi unhon ney apney doston ki dawat ki or unhein ghar dikhaya.
Doston ney poocha, “Yeh pehla swimming pool kis liey hey?”
Sardarji: Is mein garam pani hey, jab garam pani sey nahaney ko dil kiya to is mien dubki laga li.
Doosrey swimming pool key paas pohanchey to boley, “Is mein thanda pani hey, jab thandey pani sey nahaney ko dil kiya to is mein dubki laga li”
Aagey gyey to teesra swimming pool khali para tha. Doston ney kaha, “sardar ji, is ki kia wajah hey?”
Farmaney lagey, “Kabhi nahi bhee nahaney ko dil kerta”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 902 views
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