Ek sardarji ney bohat bara ghar banwaya or us mein 3 swimming pool banwaey. Ghar shift hotey hi unhon ney apney doston ki dawat ki or unhein ghar dikhaya.

Doston ney poocha, “Yeh pehla swimming pool kis liey hey?”

Sardarji: Is mein garam pani hey, jab garam pani sey nahaney ko dil kiya to is mien dubki laga li.

Doosrey swimming pool key paas pohanchey to boley, “Is mein thanda pani hey, jab thandey pani sey nahaney ko dil kiya to is mein dubki laga li”

Aagey gyey to teesra swimming pool khali para tha. Doston ney kaha, “sardar ji, is ki kia wajah hey?”

Farmaney lagey, “Kabhi nahi bhee nahaney ko dil kerta”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 852 views

Aisi-ki- taisi kab hoti hai?

Aisi-ki- taisi kab hoti hai?
Kab lagta hai ki ab to bhagwan bhi nai bacha sakta
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Ans:-jab DAST lage our pajame ka naada na khule

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larkiyan Kabhi Poori Baat Nahi Sunti

A Boy Was Driving A Car ,

A fat girl crossed him on a scooty .

He shouted, “OYE BHAINS”

Girl Turned Around And Shouted :

“Tu Ho Ga Gadhay! Kuttey Shakal Dekh Apni, Bander Kahin Ka !”

Suddenly Girl Ka Accident Ho Gaya

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Khubsurat larki

santa Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha
santa: Aap Kahan Rehti Hain
Ladki: M G Road
santa: Itni Khubsurat Hokar Road Par Rehti Hein

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 admi pathan ko marr raha tha

1 Aadmi Ek Pathan Ko Maar Raha Tha,

Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho?

Wo Bola

Sala 1 Ghantay Se Pooch Raha Hy K

Phir Sailab Kab Aaega





Muje Rashan Nai Mila.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Police

This Guy Walked Into A Little Corner Sto

This Guy Walked Into A Little Corner Store With A Shot Gun And Demanded All The Cash From The Cash Drawer. After The Cashier Put The Cash In A Bag, The Robber Saw A Bottle Of Scotch That He Wanted Behind The Counter On The Shelf. He Told The Cashier To Put It In The Bag As Well, But The Cashier Refused And Said "Because I Dont Believe You Are Over 21.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)