Girl darling
Girl_ darling hamaare pyaar ke baare mai kisi ko
mat btana
Boy_ tere bhai ko zarur btaunnga .saala kehta tha
koi koi kutti hee hogi jo mujh se pyaar kregi..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 556 views
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