Bahar ka khana
Sardar ki biv ne rat ka khana road pe laga dia
Sardar ne pocha ye kia kia hai
Bv ap ne kaha tha na k rat ka khana bahar khaen ge
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1205 views
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