Ek Aadmi Haath Main Cycle

Ek Aadmi Haath Main Cycle Pakadkar Bhaag Raha Tha,Doosre Aadmi Ne Poocha Bhai Tum Cycle Par Kyun Nahi Baith Jaate. Pehle Aadmi Ne Jawaab Diya,Mujhe Jaldi Jaana Hai Isliye..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 764 views
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