Basic Maths

The school teacher was taking the class in basic maths She said to little Johnny If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?

Seven replied Johnny

No Johnny explained the teacher That~s not the right answer Listen If I give you two apples then I add another two apples and another two apples after that how many have you got?

Six replied Johnny

That~s right said the teacher So let~s try again If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?

Seven replied Johnny

Seven! wailed the teacher How do you get seven?

Because I~ve already got one rabbit at home..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1136 views

Done Dana Done

Teacher to a student: "Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya."

Student : He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

College ki girls ne strike ki.

College ki girls ne strike ki.BOys ne bhi unka sath diya.
Girls ne zor se kaha “hamari mange”.Boys ne piche se kaha “SINDUR se bharo”.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

good

Agar molana hazrat film bana nai
lagai to film kai naam is tarah hongai ``islam aaya tum na aaye
kaho na ramzan hai
hum zakat de chuke sanam
kabhi rozai kabhi ramzan
hamari tasbi aap ke pass
molvi banaya aap ne
shaheed to hona hi tha
janam sajda karo
ye molvi aap ki naam'''

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Wife:” Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga

Wife:”
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhalai Ka To Zamana Hi Nahi Hai Aaj Kal

Ek Bus Mein Ek Jawan Madam Khadi Thi,
Ek Bachhe Ne Dekha Aur Khada Hokar Bola
Bachha: “Mam, Aap Meri Jagah Pe Baith Jaye”
Teacher Ne Ye Sunkar Use Zor Se Ek Thappad
Lagaya,
Bachcha: “Bhalai Ka To Zamana Hi Nahi Hai Aaj
Kal”
Bacha Rote Hue Dobara Apne Papa Ki God Mein
Beth Gaya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)