Pathan radio ly kr toilet gia


wife:Aj to mazy se tatti ki hogi


Pthan:khak mazy sy ki hy khara ho kr krni pari
Wife:Q?



Pthan:
Qomi Tarana shuro ho gya tha.?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 669 views

There was once a snail

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar was standing in door with a Gun in hand
Bewi: Yahan kion khary ho
Sardar: Shair ky shikar par ja raha hon
Bewi: tu jawon na
Sardar: Kaisay jawon bahir kutta baitha hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Baniye Ki Biwi Beemar Thi

Baniye Ki Biwi Beemar Thi,

Light Na Hone Ki Wajah Se Baniye Ne Candle Jaladi,

Aur Bola: “Doctor Ko Bulane Ja Raha Hoon, Agar Tumhe Aisa Lage Ki Tum Nahin Bachogi To Please Yeh Candle Bujha Dena.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

Question: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? Answer: When she starts her sentence with, “A man once told me…”

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Husband: Kal mere khawab main

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)