Sarson Ka Tel
BOy:MujHe Aisa Kaam Batao
Jis Mai Kuch Karna Na Pare
Log Mehnat
Kare Or Paisa Mujhe Mile
BABA:Jaa Beta Sarson Ka Tel Laga Kar Ulta
Lait Ja.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 707 views
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