Beemar Makhi
1 Makhi Ki Halat Bohat Kharab Thi Wo Doctor K Pas Gai…
Doctor:Kiya Howa ?
Makhi: Bas Chae Mein Gir Gai Thi
1 “*MEMON” Ne Choos Choos K Bura Haal Kar Diya
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