Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar:
naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar:
bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar:
abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
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