Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,

Sardar:
naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.

Naukar:
bola saab barish aah raha hai,

Sardar:
abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 810 views

Ek Aadmi Apne Dost ke ghar gaya

Ek Aadmi Apne Dost ke ghar
gaya, Bell
bajai
“Ding dong.. ting tong”
Ek Bachcha bahar aaya
Aadmi: Beta Papa ghar pe
hain ?
Bachcha: uncle Papa toh
Bazar gaye
hain..
Aadmi: Chalo Bade Bhai ko
bula do
Bachcha: ji woh cricket
khelne gaya
hai
Aadmi: Beta mummy toh
hongi ghar
pe ?
Bachcha: Ji woh kitty party
mein gai
hai
Admi gusse me: Toh Beta
tum ghar pe
kyun baithe hue ho tum bhi
kahin
chale jao :/
Bachcha: ji main bhi toh
apne Dost ke
Ghar aaya huya hun :

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Problem

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,I look at your picture and the problem disappear.

Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Camera Man Studio Mei

“Aj Ky Bachay”
Camera Man Studio Mei Chotay Bachay Se:
Meri Traf Deko Beta Es Camere Se Kabootar Niklega

Bacha:
Focus Adjust Kar Beta Jahalat Ki Batain Na Kar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Many stipids

Santa: How can one person make so many stupid
mistakes in one day?
Banta: simple! I get up early.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka Izha

Q:Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nhi Krti?
Intresting Jawab:

Taki Break-up Krte Waqt Ye Keh Sake Ki Tum Mere Piche Pade The,Mai Nai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)