In EXam

In EXam-

1st Frnd continously asking
"Kutte kuch toh bata de"

2nd- "Muje khud ghanta kuch ata h"

1st- "Saale Toh apne baap ko Luv Lettr likh raha Hai??"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 666 views
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