Meri fikar na kiya......
Teacher : you are late today,
school 7 baje lag jata hai or tum ab aa rahe ho???
Student : sir aap meri fikar na kiya kare
aap school shuru karwa diya kare.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 609 views
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