Sardar: Ye Bakra Q Ziba Kia?
Sardar: Ye Bakra Q Ziba Kia?
Pathan: Manat Mana Tha Wo Poora Ho Gya,
Sardar: Kis Baat Ka?
Pathan: Hmara Murga Gum Hua Tha Wo Aaj Mil Gaya Hai……
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1216 views
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