1 night bijli chali gae
1 night bijli chali gae…
SARDAR APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.
BiWI: kar di na phir sardaron wali baat… pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 847 views
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