Ram Aur Raavan Mein Ghamasaan Yudh Ho Raha Tha,

Achanak Ravan Ne Ram Ke Piche Ek Aadmi Dekha Aur Bola,

Ravan: “Chal Ok Bye”
Ram: “Par Kyun?”

Ravan: “Kuch Nahi Bas Bye”
Ram: “Arrey Bata To Hua Kya?”

Ravan: “Yaar, Tune To Chhoti Si Baat Par Rajnikant Ko Bula Liya“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 666 views

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake
na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.

Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha,
kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum apni mummy ko mum

teacher: tum apni mummy ko mum kahte ho,to apni mumy ki badi bahan or chhoti bahan ko kya kahte ho?
boy: MAXIMUM & MINIMUM

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bache ka ticket

T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga, iske Umer
12 se zeada hai.
Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte
hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.
T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun,
Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

incocence

pathan ny 100 ka balance galt no py bhej diya phir call ki ore kaha: o yaar hamara100 rupya wapis karo.
PUNJABI:lekin mjy tow 80 rupy mily hein.
PATHAN: ok mein20 ore bhejta hn.

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)

B.a parha

Sardar:tum ne kitna parha
friend:B.A

sardar:lanat hai tm pe 2 harf parhe aur wo bi ulte

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)