Agar irada pakka kar
Teacher – Agar irada pakka kar k kuch kaam karo tou woh poora hota hai…!!!
Student – Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aaj aap meri baahon me hoti..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 960 views
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