Don’t b Extra Intelligent
Father: what do can you do for my daughter
Father: You are ignored
Boy: Y?
Father: I need someone who live for my daughter not who die and leave her alone
MORAL: Ziyada sahnpatti bi thek nhi hoti hai
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Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:
10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each
"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.
"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."
"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.
"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.
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Aao Race Lagaty Hain
Jo Haara Wo Ek Hazar Rupe Dega
Sardar:
Lekin Mujhe Rasta Nahi Maloom
Pathan:
Bus Tum Meray Peechay Peechay Rehna
Sardar:
Thanks Yar
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