Johnny was playing outside when he really had to
go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma
was about to take a shower. He looks at her
crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well,
it's a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his
mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know
what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's
is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 559 views

Wo kehti rahi

Wo ro ro k kehti rahi hamen tum se nafrat hai,



faraz

lakin faraz bi bara kamena insan tha wo bi hans hans k kehta raha holy holy ho jayga pyar baliye

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika

5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika lAga rEhay tHay,

eK adMi nE pOcha kYa kAr rEhay ho ?

PHaTaNoN nE kAha :

Hamare Ustad ne kaha hAi k Pakistan kO le kaR Agy bHaRo . ;-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Khusi ke mare pagal hoon

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.


Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?

Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giyatay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon giEs lai tawanon roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola:Amma aina takaluf Q'n kita1 wapda wala sadd laina C.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bhikari: amma roti do

Bhikari: amma roti do.
.
- Dadi: Abhi roti banayi nhi hai, bad mai ana.
.
- Bhikari: ye mera mobile no. Hai Miss Call De dena jab tayyar ho jaye :D
.
- Bhikari rocks.
.
- Dadi:Aray baba mere pas balance nai, mai facebook par status update kar dungi. Usay check karky aa jana.:D
.
- Dadi double rocks.;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)