Johnny was playing outside when he really had to
go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma
was about to take a shower. He looks at her
crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well,
it's a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his
mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know
what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's
is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 934 views

Kaash Facebook pe ek option

Kaash Facebook pe ek
option”Add
as Girl friend”
.
.
. .
.
Saala propose karne ka panga
hi
khatam, ladki ne accept ker li to
matlab maan gayi, nahi to fb pe konsi ladkiyon
ki kami hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan in Riksha

1 Pathan & Uski B.V Riksha Me Aakar Bethe, Driver Ne Shesha Set Kia, Pathan Chillaya Bola:
Tum Hamara B.V Ko Dekhta Hay!

Tum Peechay Betho Riksha Hum Chalaiga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kia hal ho ga

kiya hal ho ga yeh jan lo
abhi be wakat hai man jao
bury wakt ka say phaly man jao
WaRNa police waly khud he mana lay gy;-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Baat Din Ki Nhi Muje Raat

Baat Din Ki Nhi Muje Raat Se Darr Lgta Hy,

Ghar Kacha Hy Mera Muje Barsaat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

UsNe Tohfey Me Diye Muje Khoon K Aansu,

Zindgi Ab Teri Har Soghat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

Choro Pyar Ki Baten Koi Or Baat Kro,

Ab To Piyar Ki Har Baat Se Dar Lgta Hy.

Meri Khatir Wo Kahin Badnaam Na Ho Jaye,

Is Liye Uski Har Mulaqat Se Dar Lagta Hy.

Apno Me Reh Kr Kuch Aisey ZaKhm Khaye hain,

K Humain to ab Apni Zaat Se Darr Lagta ha.

Kia dabang farmaya Sonakshi ne maza a gya,

K thappar se nhi sahab pyar se dar lagta ha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

What should be in a book to make it a bestseller

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)