To live a life, we need:


1. Brain

2. Intelligence

3. Knowledge

4. Expression

5. Looks

6. Luck



So,

I salute YOU....





for managing Without these:-

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 779 views

These two Scottish

These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.

"That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other.

"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?"

"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Earthquake

Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping?
Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This is not our own house, after all rented house..

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar To Doctor: Aapne Nurse bhut Achi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagte Hi Me Thek Hogaya,

Doctor:Jaanta Hoon Thapper Ki Awaaz Yahaan Tak Aaye Thi….

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Jungle ki baat hai

Jungle ki baat hai ek cheeta Cigar ka kash lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha

wahan aaya aur bola.

Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
Haseen Hai, Aao Mere Saath Ek Nayi Duniya Dekho

Cheetay ne ek socha aur phir choohe ke sath daudhne laga.
Aage ek haathi afeem pi raha tha, chooha phir bola.

Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
Haseen Hai, Aao Mere Saath Ek Nayi Duniya Dekho

Haathi bhi sath dorne laga.

Agay sher vodka ka peg bana raha tha, choohe ne usay bhi wohi kaha.
Sher ne glass side mein rakha aur choohe ko 7-8 thappad maarey.

Haathi bola, Arey ye to tumhe zindagi ki taraf le ja raha ha, kyon
maar rahay ho is bechare ko ?

Sher bola, Yeh Kameena pichli baar bhi cocaine pi kar mujhe 3 ghante
jungle mai ghumata raha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)