Khoobsurati ka Raaz
MERI" Khoobsurati ka Raaz Mujhe Khud Nahi Pata
FaraZ
Pata Nahi Kyun Log Mujhy SALMAN KHAN Samjhty Hain
/('.')/
) ( Thnx yaro
! ! Thanx
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