Pakistani: Mera beta bada ho raha hai. Voh sweet girlfriends ke sath bahar ghoomne jana pasand karta hai.

Indian: So sweet, mera beta to tumare bete se kahin aage hai, voh sweet girlfriends ke sath ghar ke andar rehna pasand karta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1241 views

Gul khan ki maa

Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?

Gul Khan:
Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.

Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.

Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:Ye Kya Hai?

2nd Pathan: Sir, Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

A B C

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very
scared of doing them in front of the class. The
teacher, though, told him that the best way to
conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and
do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class
and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's
the P?
"It's running down my leg."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Shadi Mein

Ek Shadi Mein Achanak
Kahin se Ek JINN Aa Gaya..!
Jinn ko Dekhte Hi;
Larkiyon ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin,
......
Wahan par Ek BABA Jee bhi the,
Unhon ne Larkiyon ko Kaha ke:
"Sari Larkiyan Mun'h Dho Len.."
Jab Woh Sab Mun'h Dho Kar Ayin to;
"JINN ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayin.." :O :-P :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Husband Comes Home Early And

Husband Comes Home Early And Sees Wife With Another Guy.

Wife: Why Are You Early?
...
Husband: Who Is He?
...
Wife: Don't Try To Change The Topic

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi

Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi thi ke
itne me uska husband aa gaya or bf ko marne laga
Lady- Maar gadhe ko, apni biwi ko to gumata nahi
dusron ki biwi ghumane le aate hai.
( itne me bf ko josh aaya or wo hsbnd ko marne
laga )
lady- maar sale ko, na khud ghumane le jata hai na
kisi or ko ghumane deta hai. :)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)