TRUE LOVE SONG:

Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar,
Apni Ammi ko Razi Kar,

Tu Ne Dil Mera Tora,
Mai Ne Elfi Se Jora,

Meri Elfi k Paisay Wapis Kar,
Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar. :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 846 views

Comedy Lawyer

Two friends were at the zoo and one said to the other "What does your Dad do
for work". He drives a coach. "What about yours?" asked the second boy in
return. "He's a lawyer" came the reply. "Honest" exclaimed the first boy "No,
he's like all the others" came the reply.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yar larkion ko

Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you” kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:Mazaar 1Boy:woh kion? 2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ALJEBRA

A teacher teaching ALJEBRA:

If x=y & y=z then
it means x=z.

Give an exmple.

STUDENT:
Sir,
i Love u & u love ur daughter,
it means i love ur daughter...!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me

Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me
padha ki, dosto ko SMS bhejne
me sabse jyada time waste hota hai.. TO AAJ SE
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"NEWSPAPER" BANDH ......saala
dosto par ungli uthata hai..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Theek Kar Diye

Sardarji Got Job
1st Day Worked Till Night
Boss Asked What Did U Do?

Sardar:
Computer Keyboard Alphabets
Were Not In Order Theek Kar Diye

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)