Thoda Sa Sabar Jaruri Hai Pyar Mein

Ek Pathan Ladki Ko Propose Karta Hua Kehta Hai.

Pathan: “I Love You”

Ladki: “Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na Tumhein?”

Pathan: “Lo Kar Baat, Friendship Toh Abhi Hui Nahi Aur Farmaishein Pehle Hi Tyaar“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 950 views
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