on great public deman

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!

.œThe RETURN of phoolan devi.,

Directed by Condi Rice,

Scripted in London &

Produced by GHQ.

Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),

Character Actor:Musharraf

Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.

Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,

Dancer: Sherry,

Music: MQM

&

Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 622 views
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