Do Sardar Jee Motor Cycle Per
Bomb Lay Kar Jarahay Thay
Rastay Main Speed Breaker Ki Waja Say
Jhatkay Lag Rahay Thay

Sardar Jee Ka Dost Bola:
Yaar Aaram Say Gari Chalao
Kahi Bomb Na Phat Jain

Sardar Jee:
Oo Tussi Fiker Hi Na Ker
Saday Pass Dosra Bhi Tu Bomb Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 656 views

Grandpa commits suicide

A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"

His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"

"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek pathan ka school main

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Butterfly Dekhni Hai

Butterfly Dekhni Hai
Santa was Throwing Pieces of
Butter Out Of The Window

Jeeto : Kya kar rahe ho tussi?
Santa : Ojee, Mujhe Butterfly dekhni hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Son: dady 'POLITICS' Kya h

Son: dady 'POLITICS' Kya h?

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Dad-Teri MAA Ghar Chalati He Use "SARKAR" Manlo,

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Me Kamata Hu Mujhe "KARMCHARI" Manlo.

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Kamwali Kam Karti He Use "MAZDUR" Manlo

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Tum Desh Ki Janta.

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Chote Bhai Ko Desh Ka "BHAVISHYA" Manlo.

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Son:- Ab mujhe politics samajh me aa gayi dady...

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Kal Raat Mene Dekha Ki "KARMCHARI MAZDUR K Sath Kitchen Mein bharastachar kar Raha Tha.

SARKAR So Rahi Thi,

JANTA chup chap dekh rhi Thi or

DESH KA BHAVISHYA RO RAHA THA.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kadi chawal kha rha tha

Santa kadi chawal kha rha tha , ek makhi us par baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi, ye dekh santa bola- hat hat ye woh nhi hai jo tu samajh rahi hai....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)