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Bomb Lay Kar Jarahay Thay
Rastay Main Speed Breaker Ki Waja Say
Jhatkay Lag Rahay Thay

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Yaar Aaram Say Gari Chalao
Kahi Bomb Na Phat Jain

Sardar Jee:
Oo Tussi Fiker Hi Na Ker
Saday Pass Dosra Bhi Tu Bomb Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 656 views
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