Mai apna “DUKH” kise sunau.. ??
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1 hi LADKI ka NUMBER tha mere
pass Wo bhi Alim Baba ki bato
me aakar DELETE kar
diya.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 708 views

Aik admi apne gadhe ko nilha raha tha

Aik admi apne gadhe ko nilha raha tha.

is ke dost ne poucha, “kya koi khas bat hay aaj?”

us admi ne kaha, “han aaj shaam ko mere gadhe ki salgira hay”

dost ne poucha, “phir mujhe kya khelao ge?”

us admi ne jawab diya, “jo kuch yeh khaye ga tum bi kha lena.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Student

Ek student dosre se:
Yaar aj koi esa kaam karty jo pehle kabhi nahi kia ho

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Dosra Student: Teekh hai, thori si parhayi kar laity hain

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,

MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein
kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise
bol pada? .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Raat mai Sab se zyada maza

Janty ho. Raat mai

Sab se zyada maza. Kab Aata hy!

Jab kisi soay hue ko jaga ker kaha jaye.

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“chal vai kaka os Manji ty hoja”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher to Santa

Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"
Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)