A drunken man gets on the bus late one night,
staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly
woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got
news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man,
I'm on the wrong bus!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 908 views

Christmas Gift For Mom

The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Emily, young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, 'What do you want for Christmas?'

'Something for my mother, please,' replied Emily sweetly.

'Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and thoughtful of you,' smiled Santa. 'What do would you like me to bring her?'

Without turning a hair Emily answered quickly, 'A son-in-law.'

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

Womans toilet

Teacher:aisi kisi jagah ka naam btao jis ko banaya to admi ne ho magr wo wahan ja na sakta ho.


Student:woman toilet

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Hadd Hai Aurto Ki Bhi

Do Aurton Ko Bees Saal Ki Saza Mili.

Bees Saal Ek Sath Jail Mein Guzaar Kar Jab Dono Rihaa Hui.

Toh Ek Ne Kaha: “Chalo Abb Baqi Batein Ghar Ponch Kar Karte Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kyun Pehla Galat Ho Gya Tha

Sardar Askd The QuaIification 4rom Beautiful Girl

Girl Replied: Double M.A

Sardas Askd: Kyun Pehla Galat Ho Gya Tha?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sir: Samjho Tumhare paas 10

Sir: Samjho Tumhare paas 10 ladoo hain.Boy: Wo kesay?

Sir: Tu samjh tere baap ka kya jata hai.

Acha 10 ma se 5 tum ne mujhy diye baki kitny bachy?

Boy: 20 bachy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)