A drunken man gets on the bus late one night,
staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly
woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got
news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man,
I'm on the wrong bus!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 785 views

Define a GIRL

Define a GIRL:
The 1 who before going out for a party puts on
mascara,
eye shadow,
eye liner,
lipgloss,
glitter,
rouge,
blush,
kajal,
Wears the best dress wid heals,
accessories,
& Still asks:
"over to nai lg ra na"

Reply: "nai

GIRL: "yar jldi jldi men kch kiya hi nai?. Socha simple hi rehne dun."
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Define a BOY:
The 1 who before going to party calls his friend & asks:
"Bhai, tu naha k ayega kia?"

Reply: "chal be! Meri barat hey kia" :-P :-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

Pathan: Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

2nd Pathan:

Hahahaha

Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi Aye Ga…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

BACHA AUR CHOr

raat ke andhere main jab sab soo gye the,aik chor ghar main dakhil hoa,etafak se aik chote bache ki ankh khol gai. chor: “khabardar,agar chekhe to goli khani pare gi”. Bacha: “masomiat se jee main chocolate khata hun”.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Sardar: why the doors

Sardar: why the doors are locked when the airplane fly.
Pathan: thinks about it for some time and reply,
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Because venders should not be enter

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dunia Mai Sab Se Dukhi Aadmi Kon

Dunia Mai Sab Se Dukhi Aadmi Kon Hai?
Panipuri Wala !
Kaise?
Kyu Ki Ladki Kuwari Ho Ya Married "BHAIYA" Hi Bulati He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)