Mom: Kahan Gaye the Tum

Mom: Kahan Gaye the Tum ??
Child: .........
Mom: Bolo Kahan gaye the?? =/
Child: .........
Mom: Bologe ya Main Bataun ?? =@
Child: .........
Mom SLAPS !!! =(
Child *Crying*
Mom: Chalo Batao Ab ??!!
Child: Oh mummy main........... .
Mom: Chuppp.. Mere Aagey
Zubaan matt Chalao..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 672 views
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