Chand pe likh du naam tera ye

Chand pe likh du naam tera ye mere dil me khayal aata hai. Par...

Ek to mera haath vahan tak nahi jata hai
Dusra, yeh khayal dupehar ko aata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 729 views
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