1st Friend:" chup raho dek
1st Friend:" chup raho dekho ghar se phone hai..
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2nd Friend:" arre Zara beer ke bottle toh sarka idhar..
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3rd friend:" tune jo cigrat di wo khatam ho gayi dusri de..
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4th Friend:" (in female voice) januuu yaha aao na plz aaaaooo naaa...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 994 views
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pe
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sir
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Rramu:Explain the word "Automatically"
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nahin pata?
Raju:
agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
"Auto_me_takli"
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instead of
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Bewa Aurat,
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