Ek kunwein mein kutta gir gaya
Ek kunwein mein kutta gir gaya
Kuch log kunwe ko pak karne k liye Molvi k pas gaye
Molvi ny kaha k 200 baalti pani nikalo pak ho jaiega,
Magr kuch din bad pani se smell aane lagi log dusre molvi k pas gaye usne 400 baalti nikalne ko kaha
Magr same result
Phir log teesre Molvi k pass gaye usne kaha pehle kutta to nikalo Jahilo!
Moral:
Dear Pakistaniyo humein B pehle "KUTTA" nikalna hoga! Phir pakistan say pani niklay ga...
Smjh to gaye ho gy ap
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1177 views
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