Ek kunwein mein kutta gir gaya

Kuch log kunwe ko pak karne k liye Molvi k pas gaye

Molvi ny kaha k 200 baalti pani nikalo pak ho jaiega,

Magr kuch din bad pani se smell aane lagi log dusre molvi k pas gaye usne 400 baalti nikalne ko kaha

Magr same result

Phir log teesre Molvi k pass gaye usne kaha pehle kutta to nikalo Jahilo!

Moral:

Dear Pakistaniyo humein B pehle "KUTTA" nikalna hoga! Phir pakistan say pani niklay ga...

Smjh to gaye ho gy ap

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1358 views

Truck dekh kar tum

Banta: Truck dekh kar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife To Husband

Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar,
Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho.
Husband: Chal!
Barri Aai, Benazir.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kisi Say Koi Cheez Maango Tou

Kisi Say Koi Cheez Maango Tou Bilkul Aisay Maango Jesay
Tumhre Baap Ki Ha.
Aur Nahi Milay Tou Soch Lena K Konsa Meray Baap Ki Thi :D :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Maan Ki Baat Hamesha Sun Ni Chahiye

Santa Ek Din Apne Dost Ko Bade Dukhi Man Se Bata Raha Tha

Santa: “Bachpan Mein Maan Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Na Dekhne Padte”

Dost: “Kya Kahti Thi Maan?”

Santa: “Jab Baat Hi Nahi Suni To,Mujhe Kya Pata Kya Kahti Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Christmas Gift!

After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.

"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.

"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused.

Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.

Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."

So the clerk handed him a mirror.

by WAQAR (few years ago!)