Mr. See and Mr. Saw

Mr. See and Mr. Saw.

One day Mr. See saw sea & Mr. Saw didn’t see sea.

See saw sea & jumped in sea.

Saw didn’t see sea but jumped in sea.

See saw Saw in sea & Saw saw See in sea.

See Saw both saw sea & both Saw & See were happy to see sea.

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